“Happy, happy birthday! We’re oh so glad you came! Happy, happy birthday, from the Shoney’s gang. We are so excited; we hope that you are, too. Happy, happy birthday, from the Shoney’s crew. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”

What a colossal fucking asshole. Does Arizona need a bench coach?

Dat wainscoting, doe.

I’m going to go with “or something” ;)

Second hand WRX wagon with a digital gram scale under the seat. Previous owner must have been a chef or something.

Here’s a roadmap Molyneux might find useful

So we can flag this one as a current troll.

I assume he was holed up in his motel, working on the minutes from the last meeting of that well regulated militia he belongs to.

I waited for years to be able to use the toilet in peace. No baby sitting on a towel at my feet, no toddlers playing two feet away, no little kids banging on the door...Yeah, now that I can use the bathroom in peace...the fucking cat has learned how to open the door.

My daughter was in preschool when the teacher asked “does anyone know what privacy is?” and she announced “that means always leave the door closed when Mama is pooping.”

Spend $49k in car parts.

A truly classic blunder.

I love Maddow, but hate him. I was so confused when I heard about this interview.

Does Josh Duggar need some ice to go with that burn?

You don't like clowns?

SOLD

You get to keep the crate!

The only thing I want from MOPAR is a god damn 4.0L straight six.

also known as project satin or code 666 if you ask JK owners.