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The "best" thing about that injury is that the only reason he lived is because the team's athletic trainer had been a medic in Vietnam and physically reached into Malarchuk's neck and pinched his carotid artery closed so he wouldn't bleed to death. That is seriously awesome.

Clint Malarchuk fortunately survived that injury. It's why goalies wear those neck guards hanging off their masks.

Ban war, play hockey!

I had the puck to mouth too...still smile crooked from it. I also took a slapper to the head in high school, and it broke the helmet . A jagged edge dug in all the way down to my skull. I needed two layers of sutures to close it. I was out cold for a couple seconds, and as I came back to, my coach was taking my helmet

they need to ban skates.

There's also "Wear pads and a helmet."

I mean, I'd start by banning the jumping jaw-first into a skate blade on purpose, but yea if that doesn't work then sure, ban hockey.

get a new joke jeez

Is this OK?

Elope. Elope right now.

No way! Dude congrats. That's way cooler than any PT Cruiser video. Also if you're in the US I suspect you will soon find yourself getting acquainted with my actual vehicle.

In the last week I was accepted to a military academy it's been a good week.

Do you think you would tell them to "Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going!"

Speaking of the guy who sold me the PT Cruiser, I don't exactly think he was … how can I put this … legit. I say this for two reasons: number one, there were about six reassignments on the back of the title, none of whom actually registered the car. And number two: we did the entire deal in an apartment complex

PT Cruiser - The Nickelback of cars.

The reason they do that is because it actually becomes painfully boring to watch someone else play a game if there's too much "dead air". They try to riff, only most of them are playing alone, sometimes with little knowledge of the game, and don't really know what to talk about. So they ultimately just point out

I'm usually not into most game commentators.

If you don't mind spoiling yourself on the experience, you can already watch Markiplier go through some of the game here:

1.) I must be too old for this because these games don't look fun or interesting to me.

2.) Boy that Youtube dude is obnoxious.

What's appealing about over exaggerated reactions combined with Dane Cook shouting?