Nothing is better than the jingoistic pomposity of Sam the Eagle.

Not right, but I laughed. Thanks for making me a terrible person.

Arabama

Didn't watch the video, did you?

This reminds me of the time I saw Lord of the Rings and then I started summoning giant walls of water to expel ring wraiths from Rivendell.

50 shades of grey doesn't cause rape. Rapists cause rape.

Enzo was captured by the Germans after Italy's capitulation, and after extreme torture designed the Porsche 356, then his memory was eradicated with schnapps and he was dropped off in a Modena bakery. This is what lead to the famous Porsche/Ferrari/Gogomobil rivalry on the world rally circuit

Good, I thought this was gonna be about this guy

Its alway's the tool from california... Who lives with his parents until he's 40 or is basically living in poverty. You never hear this unfounded elitist BS from people in other warm areas like FL, AZ, or TX... always california.

• Implying these articles aren't written by hacks

THEY'RE NOT HACKS. THIS IS HACKS.

I just keep reading this as "ass-baked goods."

I would prefer it if no one remembered to throw birthday parties at work.

It seems Tesla does use full-time employees at their 'galleries.' Our writer Damon just spoke with a full-timer this week.

Today on a special JALOPNIK edition of Jeopardy - we have the following categories! "Miata", "For the Price of This...", "Owned by Demuro", "Senna", and "Who does this poster work for?"

Only spent the first seventeen years of my life there. The city itself is diverse, but the area is as white trash as can be. No, it's not Podunk, Texas; it's Podunk, New York.

I'm a diehard Bills fan from WNY, and this made me laugh

*Western NY. fixed that for you.....

Haha I purposely commented on yours.. It cracked me up.

3 steps to making an American car: