If she waited until it was warmer, she wouldn't leave the house until June.

Your mother must be so proud of you. Sadly you're not even that great of a troll, more like a lazy one.

But wait, I'm a Vermonter and I know how to navigate a rotary. How can this be if "all Vermonters go full retard when they enter a traffic circle"?

Haha I should just copy and paste my reply from the previous article into this one. That traffic circle is a nightmare. This is a good highlight too: http://www.wcax.com/story/25227402…

Actually a few news casters from WPTZ have made it big. Jeanne Moos is on CNN, shes the lady that does the funny fluff pieces. Another guy, forget his name, became a state senator and then was thrown in jail for, I think, child porn.

I'm surprised by that, Smiling Tom Metzger didn't need to rely on gimmicks like that last time I knew.

I drove through this intersection twice already today. 2 points need to be made.

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I think the only person that could really say this is a personal injury lawyer in the Buffalo/Niagara region.

You shut your whore mouth! THE BILLS MAKE ME WANNA SHOUT!
/guzzles tallboy of Labatt Blue
//cries

I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt on these until I read "I love Ralph Wilson Stadium."

When my Grandma & Grandpa bought their 4-Runner it didn't have the cigarette lighter in it, so my Grandpa went and raised hell about it at the dealership, so the poor salesman that had to deal with my Grandpa went and jacked one out of a Camry just to get my Grandpa out of there. In the words of my Grandpa, "I paid…

If it makes you feel better, at least we found the worst commenter ever.

goddamit this reminds me of Goatse. Fuck the internet for destroying me.

Howard Dean's "Take Vermont Forward" response to that slogan was fucking priceless. Still love him for that to this day.

It is the stupidest rotary ever. NO ONE likes it.

There are a lot of us! #NotAllVermonters