Goalies are fucking assholes.

The woooooooorst.

Yes! Or even “Your order’s arrived, you just need to do X and Y. How and where should I ship it?” 4 hours later “Who is this?”

Ugh, I’m jealous. Last time I got laid off, I was in the second round of layoffs at the company. The first round included an engineer brought in who made 3 times my salary, and had a bonus paid out of $15k the year I was told to my face the company didn’t have the money to do bonuses. He, and the VP of sales both got…

When I call Comcast, I wish I could send them a message with some actual blood. You know, from how my ears bleed with how abysmally stupid their phone queue is set up.

I don’t mind signing my texts if I’ve sent them to someone I do not regularly talk with on the phone. If it’s a business client, or someone who’s emailed me often for support but rarely texts, then I’ll sign to help ease the “who dis” response, and get straight to the point of “I’m texting you for a reason, let’s hit…

The exclamation point is most sincere? I’m pretty sure that I view anyone who uses that in texts, especially multiple times, as an asshole.

Oh my god yes. You get in, it sucks, you have so little energy when you leave that you don’t job hunt, so it only gets better when you get laid off or something is thrown at you. My. Life.

Best part is ONE fact check that produces a gun owner who killed their wife or coworker or whatever means he’s wrong.

That’s pretty Rich, Buddy.

Good for you! Hunt for perfection while you have a job. Taking what you have to when you don’t sucks. The last year and change has sucked ass working for the prick I work for, and I had a horrible feeling from the first moment I met him. I pray that my next gig isn’t a “ugh, but I’m broke” acceptance...

Eh, I’m getting laid off next week. If my boss did that to me today I’d’ve said this:

But remember, he’s not representative of all white people. Or gun owners. Or conservative thinkers.

It’d be good to know if they got rid of the concussion bug. Get a concussion, heal, still have concussion. Only way around it is to expose your head, get another one, and use another stimpak.

Better hair, too.

Goddamn! You killed it with this post.

No doubt aboot it.

I’M...NOT...YOUR...GUY...BUDDAY!