YOU’RE NOT MY BUDDY, PAL!

The delivery guy has seen me at lower points than my family, exes, and dog. They usually get bigger tips then, though, so I guess it works out.

Such a dumb waste of ink, my friend.

Oh my god. That last mozz stick is going to go in my mouth so I can fufill that evening’s requirement of being a fat, greasy, and completely satisfied human being.

Yes, and no. Living in an apartment where you can’t have pets is a killer :/

The benefits of ignoring cuffing season are pretty nice though. You don’t have to clean up, you don’t have to make your bed, dishes in the sink are fine if you live alone, no judgements on going home to play videogames or marathon your way through Gilmore Girls again, you can wear the same damned pair of comfy pants…

UGH NO STOP

“Adulting” is indeed a stupid fucking term. I’d put it right up there with “disrupting,” “post-modern,” “mashup” and “traditional marriage.”

Mitt Romney was one of the last Republican sane-ish popular candidates. Look where that got him.

My hope isn’t for his supporters. It’s for the people who vote establishment because they’re establishment to go “Actually, no, this is my breaking point, even if this guy is waving my flag there’s no fucking way I can vote for him.” At this point, THOSE are the people that Trump is still gaining, and I think the…

I saw the words, but this is how they came into my head:

The thing is that at some point the lazy baseline Republicans will look at that and go “We’d rather have a split vote or a Democrat in office than vote the party line just because this pan-faced orange-colored Zeppelin-level gasbag is on our ticket.”

The only good thing about this rhetoric is that Trump is going for higher and higher stakes in order to make rapidly decreasing gains.

I guess my question is what the news networks REALLY though combing through someone’s spam mail, baby photos, and underwear drawer was going to gain for information. I know they need to fill airtime but this is ridiculous...and yet I’m not surprised by it.

I’ve read your review, but this jpg makes me want to buy it anyways.

Terry Crews: http://jezebel.com/terry-crews-mo…

I hear you on that. Not that I had that bad of a childhood, but until I got my act together and got myself checked outAnd then diagnosed with A.D.D. Induced anxiety) I was a beast myself. Tuning my humor from dark humor to raucously obnoxious has made me more tolerable, I think.

Ahh, derp derp. I had clicked on your name to follow you. It’s gone now

Oooh I just noticed...what’s the checkmark over your icon denote?