This is my 10 year anniversary for my high school graduating class. The satisfaction I have from seeing all the popular kids in the Facebook group for it that ended up pregnant multiple times over, and still stuck in my shitty hometown is so immense I feel guilty about it.

Sex is intimate, and sexual health should be as well. It makes it more likely you won’t cock it up, pun intended.

Ugh fuck kids.

Ferreal.

Yes! do it!

I’ve only been with one person who’s ever put the condom on for me, out of...20ish people? And given that her technique was with her mouth to start, yeah, it was sexier than fumble fumble toys rolling around my bedside drawer fumble fumble.

Yeah, the company I work for is run by a misogynistic and racist fucktwit, but I’m not anything like him or the rest of the company, so I kind of get ignored and given the runaround, so it’s hard to get anything accomplished on that front...

I hate that I’m regularly apologizing for my gender because the other fuckwits that share my downstairs plumbing can’t get their head out of their asses. Ugh.

ANYONE without a moderating influence is bad. Hell white vs black, Americans vs the rest of the world, Toronto Maple Leafs fans vs People who actually know how to play hockey...yeah.

Son, that there is a sentence, not a paragraph.

Not to mention that NHPP doesn’t even do fetal tissue donation, but hey, fuck those abortion having sluts!

His reasoning about “oh there must be better options out there” would make sense if he had found any before defunding PP.

You forgot New Hampshire and their despicable executive council.

Is this how the Bills are going to get rid of EJ Manuel? If so, I can’t say I totally disapprove.

Ok forget sex, that’s just blatant discrimination against Oreos.

Makes you wonder how you’re supposed to teach those kids to have self confidence. How do you respond to, “No, we didn’t want you, you’re just a punishment because your dad and I played doctor in the back of his Nova after Homecoming!”

If budding r00k was that badass, I don’t know how you’re not jumping out of planes, making millions, and being an all around awesome person right now. Good on you for telling the man to suck it back then. (Not that you’d know what suck it meant, because that’d mean knowing about the sex!)

This is extremely sad.

Abuse cycles are so tough to break. It’s baffling from the outside but when you get stuck in the middle of one your logic structure just flips.

It’s disgusting. And it’s brain-meltingly insulting because IN ORDER TO HAVE SEX, YOU NEED TWO PEOPLE! (Or more, but let’s not let the brains of the morality police explode just yet...) Jesus. Am I the only one to realize this?