I'd rather have the one it references.

Next time on "To catch a predator..."

The most cracked out of crack pipes. Never buy another man's lift, and never buy a home brewed supercharger.

Techbro: You shoulda gone wireless.

WANT.

Bah how the hell did I miss that original story?

Hey now. I thought you had to be correctly identifying and correcting people at AOL/Patch to get fired.

Hah, or an 802 military sticker.

Uh, Bugatti Veyron. Whoa people. Whoa.

Someone tried to send me those in a tech support email. As if a million voices suddenly cried out in terror...

Not anything new. Hum this in your head while each of these play.

It's not a bad guess. Surprised you didn't pull out MyWebGrocer.

Close, but I don't work in THAT part of South Burlington.

That's actually legal here in Burlington VT.

God this thing makes me happy every day I see it.

Nah he definitely got hit, the rare angle shows it. Check 38-42ish

Thank you for not posting a link or a picture of the page up on here. I saw it on Gawker and I don't really feel good now.

MOAR AXLES.

That fake service dog link pisses me right the fuck off. It's the same as parking in a handicapped parking space to me. You're undermining the legitimate needs of someone who actually needs a service animal.