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I know the movie it was in front of was something equally serious and grim.

I think I saw it before A Most Violent Year.

"I'd been working on this on and off because of my brother badly breaking his leg, but I finally finished it!"

(alas, I couldn't find the appropriate donger)

Michaelangelo is a party dude

Captain Cold
Cisco
Harrison
Joe
Sara

Because it has a nose, silly!

Ehh, I'm more of a Rock Band guy.

I would love to, but it appears I won't be able to make the 4:30 autogyro.

This gives me so much return of the jedi.

Say what you will about Ewoks, but at least when they have a caravan, it's one of courage.

You can't stop talking about masturbating, can you?

Did you know that JJ Abrams had Disney build him real lightsabers?

It's weird how intolerant academia is to the discussion of Harrison Ford's masturbatory practices.

Well some barbers use mirrors to cut their own hair. So I can only assume Mr. Ford does that too when he's by himself.

Is it still a Hand Solo when it's someone else doing it?

Just looked for the Phantom Menace teaser to see how it compares, and even if we forget about the actual movie, it doesn't look that great. But they also make the mistake of giving away so much of the plot that I'm surprised people weren't more skeptical going in to see it. Maybe it's only really noticeable that what

Harrison Ford looks over at co-pilot's tablet. Grumbles. Crashes helicopter.