That was some pretty fun trivia, and, as a show of my deep, deep appreciation, I made this beautiful (and not at all hastily put together) portrait of the quiz master: http://bit.ly/1x8n5zP

So is this the kind of trivia where we answer questions or…?

Last name. Sister to Mike.

I'll allow it, but it better be going somewhere.

Was it Super Mario?

I'm just glad it's not going to be Benedict Pumpkinpatch

I just like when people get dressed up.

YOU'VE BEEN GOOD ALL YEAR, HAVE SOME PRESENTS!

"the most self congratulatory, absurd, obnoxious, borderline psychopathic person in Canada"

Like being held down and watching your movie get reviewed by someone on a beach.

I'm pretty sure her speech is just the clicks of her claws against her prison cell in Morse code and written out by her interpreter. The strangeness is the stuff that's lost in translation.

Oh my gosh this whole thing is so goddamn cute. I'm glad you're here.

All wet things are water, right?

"You work in IT right? You know, telling people to restart computers for a living? Great. I need you to run GC-MS analysis of this drug and tell me exactly where the water comes from. It's a good thing all science and technology is the same. That's why I hired some guy who jailbreaks iPhones to be my oncologist."

You should also be winking in the photo so she knows it's of you.

I mean, being semi-clean cut probably wouldn't hurt. I mean if you don't like possums. Lots of cute cashiers probably are into scruffy dudes if that's the dude you wanna be.

I can work with that.

Frasier might have been too obvious.

I knew I could draw you out!

List of the best episodes of Cheers, in no particular order (ascending):