Hansel, so hot right now. Hansel.

These are the actual authors of those songs:

He meant strange and wonderful respectively.

Carl Perkins!

If you use the words "quantum" and "bio" when naming something it always sounds professional and never ridiculous.

You are literally whatever you want to be.

Sympathy like.

Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark  has actually somehow been really, really successful: http://www.playbillvault.co…

I checked IMDb and you'd actually be 26 years old. Sorry.

http://www.theonion.com/art…

Say goodbye to

I thought anytime he had to contribute to a sketch he killed the energy and kind of ruined it.

Did you know that The Shawshank Redemption is the best movie ever? And that Fight Club is the tenth best movie ever?

That's the saddest thing I've ever seen.

Is it bad that I'm happy Drew Carey's not involved? Because I'm happy Drew Carey's not involved.

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Thanks Perd!

That's a thing that's happening?! I am going to that so hard and will (probably not) see you there.

I am very jealous of both of you, but extra jealous of Maize. You're both awful.

I'm supposed to be working on a giant lab report that's due in a couple hours but I thought, hey, why don't I share this fun song with you people instead of doing that.