There was this book my elementary school library had that was published in the 70s and it was all about how things would be after the year 2000. They thought that clothes would basically look like soccer uniforms and that we'd be living in space in houses and apartments that looked a lot like the interiors of ships…

I used to have a couple of chihuahuas, yes.

I used to have a couple of chihuahuas, yes.

I never knew my father.

I never knew my father.

Somewhere from 70-75 mph.

Somewhere from 70-75 mph.

Haha, yes, I totally am!

Haha, yes, I totally am!

Ask me anything, and I will answer as honestly as possible. Heads up: I already have the answers to any questions prepared.

Ask me anything, and I will answer as honestly as possible. Heads up: I already have the answers to any questions prepared.

Steve Perkins! Stop. Aging.

Steve Perkins! Stop. Aging.

I nominate Jim Belushi

I nominate Jim Belushi

Yeah but let's be honest, who likes Community?

Yeah but let's be honest, who likes Community?

@avclub-ec6e411553d04950c3225c1fbdc8d116:disqus And I thought that first insult was bad!

@avclub-ec6e411553d04950c3225c1fbdc8d116:disqus And I thought that first insult was bad!

@avclub-f8f8c273f326be25421cc62737d24a9e:disqus Here's an amazing parody of those BLAM! things: 
http://www.youtube.com/watc…