Why would anyone buy a crossover when you can get a quicker hatchback or wagon for less?

Counterpoint: It’s the best looking car Porsche ever made.

You take that back

“Performance does not matter.” This is extremely silly. 0-60 in six seconds is fast as fuck, especially for a passenger truck. If you go out on a public road with passengers and you go from zero to sixty in six seconds, all your passengers are going to be thinking, “Holy cow, it’s like we’re driving in the Indy 500!”…

Hey, my first COTD! Thanks to the Jalopnik community.