I just refuse to believe when doctors, lawyers, and accountants have managed to figure this out, that a fucking bartender is struggling so much.

Yeah, I mean WTF?!?

I guess there's no review of the midseason finale :(

As somebody else said, it’s more akin to salami and similar sausage-type products.

Are you 90?  I’m 45 and haven’t outgrown it yet. 

*glances around corner of building at ravening horde of approximately 500 million families worldwide that will gladly pay for this*

Fuck yeah, good for him. 

But but but he supports Israel so that makes some Jews and some Evangelical Christians love him more. I wonder if those Jews realize Evangelicals want Israel to be a country because, to them, it means it’s the coming of the end times and that gives them apocalypse boners.   

Because like a lot of groups. Israelis and Israel supports will ignore nearly everything else a shitty politician does as long as they support their continued campaign of human rights violations in the West Bank. 

Because many Israelis are single issue voters, that issue being Israel itself, and Trump supports Israel, as most right wing people do. He sees Israel as good and Palestine as bad - black and white. Many others think it's all shades of grey there, which greatly offends many Israelis, pushing them staunchly GOP. Keep…

Trump is a piece of shit. He and his supporters should be reminded regularly and loudly.

1993 from Whoopi’s Friar’s Club Roast. So yeah, something from 25 years ago that he’s since apologized and atoned for. He didn’t do it this week. It’s bad faith whataboutism, you know, the norm with conservatives these days

It will be removed and destroyed. The official destruction method is to burn it in small amounts on Friday nights after work.

“‘Free weed’ is resoundingly incorrect, and I think that’s putting it mildly,” Smith told Gizmodo over email. “Once something goes into the container, it doesn’t come out.”

But it’s a good kind of social media stunt. Seriously, have you seen the shit that gets views on YouTube? There’s a lot of cruelty there that dumbshits just eat up.

This is a stunt that might inspire a little kindness in the world. I don’t see a down side.

1) You don’t have to be that guy.

How do we lose here? If someone told me that 12 strangers would be given $800 if I clicked on a link, and I clicked on that link, I would feel like I won.

It’s like when a millionaire gives away money to a good cause and someone says, “They’re just doing it for the PR!” Yeah, maybe they did, but I reckon the orphanage or underfunded woman’s shelter or whatever it is might just appreciate that money anyway.

Yeah, this is the right take.  It’s like when NFL teams bring kids with cancer to the games and there’s a big to-do about showing them the field and meeting the players - sure it enhances the image of the NFL and their corporate sponsors, but it’s also a really awesome opportunity for the kids.  So it’s a win-win.

This isn’t charity, it’s a marketing stunt. But it’s a marketing stunt where a student and her coworkers walked away with a little extra money in their pocket without getting exploited, I really can’t hate. Honestly, that should be the model