She was always great on “Third Rock From The Sun” 

John Lithgow was hilarious on 3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN, in part because Jane Curtin's Dr. Albright was such a great counterpart.

This was a very good show, but I can understand why it wasn’t super popular.

My kid calls boneless wings, ‘nuggets for grownups’.

You should look at this comment to learn how to make the same point without being pointlessly rude.

Yeah, and it’s not like I’ve ever gotten mad about seeing one of these little rituals happen if I’m an unassociated party eating in the restaurant. It is an extremely brief and minor interruption to whatever else is going on and I don’t think I’ve ever even bothered to guess which person being sung to is the actual…

Exactly. Why am I embarrassed? I don’t know anyone at the restaurant who isn’t at the table, so why do I give a crap what they think of me?

One of the many advantages of being an extrovert is the complete inability to be embarrassed by the spectacle surrounding free birthday dessert.

I was just going to say, that’s what I think the conspiracy is.

I've found Naan bread also works for this quite well. 

I’m far more stunned by the apparent news that there’s still an open K-mart somewhere.

I realize the comment you left is from over a year ago, but I couldn’t resist replying. There absolutely is dairy in Kraft Singles. The first ingredient is cheddar cheese. 

The Ashville Sheriffs department obviously has too much free time. Imagine having so little crime to police that you’re able to put warning stickers on alcoholic beverages that already have warning labels.

As a teen, I’d have thanked them for letting me know that I’m not wasting my time on fancy soda with no alcohol.

I’d bet good money that no concession stand vendor has accidentally pulled one out of the wrong cooler - the difference in price would be huge, so that would be controlled pretty well.

I don’t even drink these, but I now feel the urge to go buy some. Great advertising guys, well done.

So now the other teens know exactly what to buy!

Wow, these kids sound pretty insufferable. I never drank when I was a teen (though I did before I was 21), but I never would have done something this lame.

I can only assume that they then went over and put warning labels on all the condoms to warn against premarital and/or gay sex.

A mother sauce is a sauce that can be used as a base for other sauces. It's not a single sauce that can be used on a ton of different things. I thought the article was a bit confusing about this.