A lesson I am retaught daily.

I regret that I have but one star to give for Edgar Allan Toe.

Edgar Allan Toe

You write that like it’s 1995. NYC has been very safe since 1993, sir. Thank you, Rudy Giuliani Legal Abortion.

Ok. In her defense, as someone who has been a network anchor (radio) and is still in broadcast news in a top 10 market, she likely DID have a hard break. You’re up against automation and you absolutely must hit that break (hit that post). If you don’t, the automation will cut you off. You have to backtime your way…

I wasted all my money on avocado toast 😭

I wasted all my money on avocado toast 😭

Hello! As a former Hill person, two things:

Love these Toftbo’s from IKEA. $9.99

Love these Toftbo’s from IKEA. $9.99

I’m going to assume less than people kill.

Once shots were fired, however, the station quickly cut to Rudy Giuliani at a conference.

As someone who drives (and lives) in Montana, a Montana mountain road seems like a terrible place for Autopilot. Half the time, the roads could be described as theoretical.

Go figure.

Bernie is basically america’s favorite hoody. A little worn out, totally worn in, too old to care about appearances, and an intrinsic statement on income inequality.

Feeling pretty good about my username today, kids.

Any shower head is good as long as your remove this terrible piece of technology: the water saver (governor).

Any shower head is good as long as your remove this terrible piece of technology: the water saver (governor).

When can I turn it into this?

I’m looking for world peace, the end of suffering, the end of hunger and a bright future for mankind, but I’ll probably settle for a kindle hdx.

I’m looking for world peace, the end of suffering, the end of hunger and a bright future for mankind, but I’ll…

I’m sure she cares very much about your specific boner.

I have been using this for years. Some deodorant have too much alcohol in them, thus irritating my underarms.

I have been using this for years. Some deodorant have too much alcohol in them, thus irritating my underarms.

I’m not a dude and this is not the deodorant I use. However, I can confirm that it works and that it makes people close enough to smell you want to climb you like a tree.

I’m not a dude and this is not the deodorant I use. However, I can confirm that it works and that it makes people…