It seems to be a very sophisticated hacking operation to try to get a dude laid.

“Millennials are killing the Thank You note industry”

“I think there is blame on both sides. You had a group on one side that was bad. You had a group on the other side that was also very violent. Nobody wants to say that. I’ll say it right now.” - Jerry Jones

White Sox Owner to GM: We must be rid of the white walkers

That is, uh, not how websites make money

Word. I went to some backwoods, shithole of a college and felt a weird intellectual insecurity about it for a long time. But I work in a field and in an area with a lot of people from supposedly much more prestigious schools and most of them are morons, who, ironically, can’t think creatively in any meaningful way.…

Total biscuit is in that weird headspace where he thinks because of his situation he can just go crap on other people without repercussions

I would be fine if he would shut the fuck up in general, regardless of what games he has or hasn’t played.

I always order coffee on a plane. Let me explain why.

Yeah man, fuck the garbage ass Marlins with their 46-53 record.

Did they even look for the stripper who was wearing it?

Well Jason, why don’t you delay the game to balance it out? You know you want to!

lower back tightness = 4-6 weeks on the DL?

Really? You make a drug reference regarding how mellow Jamaica was and you pick Valium? JAMAICA?

Kotaku has Splitscreen. It’s absolutely riveting despite being primarily a weather podcast. Everyone should check it out.

His opinions about numbers are his own.

This is why I never exercise.

Not pictured: Jason Whitlock masturbating furiously off-camera

You’ve really got to stop trying to fuck Cousins like that.

the first fucking time zach hample was useful for anything