And have the top 5 teams be exactly the same for the next 20 years.

I think about those tweets nearly every day. I still can’t believe they exist.

Where did the bottles of piss fall on the hydration chart?

For the actual Destiny 2 experience, they will ship you half of the figurine, and then they mail you the rest 6 months later. It assembles back into a Destiny 1 figurine upon completion.

Yes, one miracle team managed to break through in the last dozen years. I am owned.

My wife and I were at a hipster concert (Bon Iver) at an arena (Bradley Center, Milwaukee)

Because that’s how you end up becoming English soccer, where only the top 6 teams can afford good players and the top of the table looks exactly the same year to year.

Right on. GTAV is the golden egg of this model because it was also a really damn great game. Whereas something like AC:Origins was just good. I played it for 80 hours, but I have no desire to go back in for a level cap increase and some new toys. I never went back to FFXV for their timed events. I worry this model…

Have you considered knocking it down to Easy and just running through the main story (and handful of primary sidequests)? That seems like a decent compromise where you could beat the game in ~15 hours and skip all of the side stuff you don’t have time for. The story in that game is worth it, imo, even if you’re not…

This is a terrific self-own that I will always* remember.

Excited to play Destiny 1 come September 2018.

I hope this article generates you many ad dollars.

That’s the beauty of golf to the common man - I can stick a 160-yard wedge shot within a club length or drain a 40 ft putt and I’m JUST LIKE THE PROS, BABY. Except I can do it about once every 10 rounds and they do it, ya know, much more often than that.

You forgot to capitalize a word in your fourth paragraph to really DRIVE the point home.

How are you guys gonna cum?

It’s not particularly intuitive. PS4 multiplayer ranges from the bad (GTAV) to the okay (Destiny 1/2) to the good (Warframe) and everything in between. You never know what kind of multiplayer experience you’re going to get!

I tried Fortnite for a bit and had the same feeling. I guess I get it - the moments where I was one of the last dozen standing and was scrambling around for my life were pretty exhilarating, but the build up wasn’t worth it to me. I’d say maybe 1/2 of the games I played were like that, and in that half I still…

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and I can only imagine that must be frustrating for bartenders to have distracted/unresponsive patrons

I’ve been using this guy for well over a year after falling in love with the original iOttie car mount. If you’re in and out of your car often, it is an ultra-convenience. As Shep noted, don’t rely on this to fully charge your phone, but to know that you’re not actively draining your battery running GPS and Spotify…

I’ve been using this guy for well over a year after falling in love with the original iOttie car mount. If you’re in…