I don’t particularly like Ovechkin, but it constantly leaves me in awe that he almost can not be guarded from the left circle. When you see him floating around that spot, everyone in the arena knows where the puck is going, but the shot is so lethal that it doesn’t even matter. I’d love to see a heat-map of where Ovi…

Pittsburgh resident: I say this with utmost sincerity - Someone could hand me free tickets to any Steelers game that wasn’t a premier matchup (Patriots, GB+Rodgers, etc.) and I would turn around and sell those tickets in a heartbeat. Half of a heartbeat if the weather was below 50 degrees. The at-home experience is so…

I thought the music in HZD was perfectly blended into the game, but none of it particularly stood out to me the way the songs in say Persona or Nier did. Even listening to your links, I hardly recognized those tunes, and I think I put just as much time into Horizon as I did into the aforementioned games.

Let him know that his tweets have created the most insufferable account on twitter dot com not named Donald Trump Jr.. Also good on him for following his dream.

Does Roth get an official sock puppet now?

Airplane isn’t that bad if you can sleep on a plane. Drew’s list accurately lists 9 places where you can’t just sleep through it and eat some pretzels.

Now if you’re a plane no-sleeper then it probably rockets up the list.

No, you dummy. You’re supposed to quit watching because of Anthem Protests.

The fake FG wasn’t a good call, but the challenge that cost them a time out was egregiously bad. I don’t know if it’s 100% on Pete though - there have to be people in the booth telling him what they’re seeing right? Also Baldwin should probably know better. Every WR wants to get up and say “I caught that!” but that…

You two are silly. Would you like your own ESPN morning show?

The Detroit Red Wings also had to denounce nazi’s after their team logo was used by some racist dickheads. We live in the dumbest time imaginable.

Man, the top comment on that “Worst Company 2012" post...lol. Yikes. 

The new season of Luck looks great!

I’ll never forget the time I led the league in scoring with 265 goals, all from the exact same spot and only when I was going North>South on the screen.

As a child my mom used to feed me Butter and Jelly sandwiches. As if the butter was a valid substitute for peanut butter even though they are not remotely the same thing? And I loved them. It was definitely like little slices of butter pads too, not the nice thin soft spread shit you can access today.

This is the sticking point for me. I put ~100 hours into D2 before laying it down for a bit, but I can’t help but think of how my experience may have been different if I hadn’t played hundreds of hours of D1 as well. Coming into D2, I know what weapons I like, what classes I like, how stats will effect my…

Hell yeah. I’ll stick to asking the device that is in my pocket and constantly on my person all day every day instead. Fuck the system!

It’s almost as if things grow and evolve over time. This very site used to post Drew’s masturbation fuel in his Jamboroo, things shaped like dicks, and actual leaked dicks. In hindsight, would you guys want some of that back? Probably. I can’t read TimeHop because me from 7 years ago makes me want to fucking die.

Barst…

This is a horribly shitty take imo. What if your friend wants you to be a part of their kids life? I recognize it’s tough to sacrifice those three precious hours and $20 on a gift to make your friends child have a special day. Those assholes should have thought of YOU first.

My friends have kids. I do not. Do I want…

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I just found my FFVII, VIII, and IX PS1 discs last month. They’re in...fine condition? The cases are a bit banged up but the discs and booklets are good. I can’t bear the thought of pitching them, so they’ve been sitting on my coffee table, taunting me. I too have re-purchased these games multiple times. Similarly I…