Came here to find this comment. Was not disappointed.

The optimist in me likes to think that nice things like this happen frequently, and we just rarely get to see the ones that are captured by someone on film or video. But the realist in me tells me that everything is trash and life is full of Kaepernick takes and Trump memes.

Idk, this one looks the most painful to me:

Man, I feel bad for you, fan of team who has won 3 championships in the last half decade.

Naming rights be damned, it will always be “The Drake” to me.

This is top 10 Kinja of all time, imo.

This is top 10 Kinja of all time, imo.

Is your dad Todd Haley?

So is mine!

These ideas are all bad.

If I know ahead of the play, statistically, a guy is going to hit a ball to a spot at a rate much higher than any other spot on the field, then I’m going to shade my players towards that spot. I don’t know how you can conceivably prevent that from happening. If Pedro Alvarez can’t hit a ball…

Isn’t Rodney Carrington a comedian? (NSFW, YouTube boobs)

We don’t. That’s why only like 4% of our citizens vote.

Me: I don’t like people from Ohio. They’re usually snobby tools.
Friend: Why do you say that?
Me: [Pulls out phone, scrolls to this message]

Clinging to a 1-0 lead on Saturday he yanked Rondon, who looked ready to salvage Arietta’s tough spot, with two on and two down in the top of the 8th. Chapman promptly came in and gave up a gap double to flip the score to 2-1.

They’re not all winners.

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE DAYS OF LOST SLEEP OVER THIS ONE MEANINGLESS REGULAR SEASON LOSS

I always think this when I see Matt Millen on NFL Network. Mate, you were the architect of one of the worst sports franchises of the modern era. How can I take anything this dude is saying seriously?

Girl: We ain’t havin’ sex tonight
Shawn Oakman: Yeah we are
Girl: You right fam

“I hate to be that guy”

-Guy who loves to be that guy.

I’ve been saying all year that Yelich plays better in the two-hole.

We’re going back, back, back for this reference:

I guess having grown up with Berman shades my view a bit, but I don’t mind him for some reason. He’s like your crazy, racist uncle. You don’t necessarily like him, and maybe he stole your girlfriend one time, but you just continue to tolerate him until they inevitably put him in a home.

#smockin