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This is elite-level Kinja trolling.

But can it run Crysis?

I can’t tell if you’re trolling or not, but if you are...solid work.

“Mr Blanc is a natural and peroxide free teeth-whitening product that if used correctly, will get your teeth looking and feeling whiter in 14 days.”

How do one’s teeth “feel” whiter?

That first set is the Batista starter kit.

Get this motherfucker a better microphone.

Patrick Sharp. Sorry to be that guy.

Yeah I didn’t think Legler’s comment was bad. That’s really nit-picky to try to frame that as mysoginistic.

I think the last people nailed it actually. If you’re modding for money - you’re doing it wrong. Do people like to be paid for their time spent on something - of COURSE they do. But there’s a weird sense of entitlement in a lot of the modder backlash that I don’t understand. Supply and demand, bruh. If there’s a…

Mrazek somehow took his entire body out of the crease on a 1-on-1 situation, except for his stick. I mean, it’s still cool and all. And no, I’m not fun at parties either.

I do this pretty much every time my inspection is up. This year I made it 8 months without inspection or registration, driving 25ish miles to work each way. I think I just like the feeling.

Like most here, I'd have a hard time describing what made this game so fun, but for me it was probably New Game+, or the ability to start a new game after completion retaining all of your levels and gear. It was so much fun to just BLAST through the game again like I was using all the cheat codes in the world. But it…

Life could be worse: He could have Andrew Quarless's awful tattoos on his arms.

Well...I didn't NOT want to masturbate today. ::unzips::

When ya homeboy start hittin' on a 4 in the club.

Am I missing something on the FFXIII-2 deal? Looks like $20 to me.

Am I missing something on the FFXIII-2 deal? Looks like $20 to me.

Two points that stuck out to me (and could be completely wrong) are 1) The Microsoft Store. In it's current iteration it is...well...crap. It's loaded with a bevy of junk apps and scams. That needs to change obviously, but allowing free upgrades to 10 puts the store right in the face of all of your end users who were…

Kind of how I always take it too. If I make a light joke like that to the person/people I'm interviewing to work with and they don't at least crack a smile - that's probably not the uptight group of people I want to be working with in the first place. The jokes just get worse from here, folks!