Two points that stuck out to me (and could be completely wrong) are 1) The Microsoft Store. In it's current iteration it is...well...crap. It's loaded with a bevy of junk apps and scams. That needs to change obviously, but allowing free upgrades to 10 puts the store right in the face of all of your end users who were…

Kind of how I always take it too. If I make a light joke like that to the person/people I'm interviewing to work with and they don't at least crack a smile - that's probably not the uptight group of people I want to be working with in the first place. The jokes just get worse from here, folks!

I have had success spinning it into a bit of a joke like "This is where I'm supposed to say I'm a perfectionist, right?" with a big smile and lead in to what I'm actually going to speak to, but that obviously depends on the mood of the room and the seriousness of the interview. But yeah, as someone noted below, it's…

You are the worst.

Whew, that last lady is serving up some STEAMING HOT TAKES all day.

$3000 to this dude on GoFundMe because he was mildly inconvenienced and ripped out of $7?!?! Is this not INSANITY? This is like that bus monitor lady getting $700k for getting yelled at on a bus for 20 minutes. I'd let someone spit directly into my mouth for $3000. What a country.

This is key. Especially if you're an IT guy or gal. GOTTA CHECK THE EMAIL SOMETHING COULD BE GOING DOWN!

Could you elaborate on this because I don't quite understand? Every touchdown (theoretically speaking) would be 80 yards and 1 TD = 14 pts. RB and WR points would be the same. Unless you just turn it into which team travels the most amount of yards? Seems convoluted.

Can't we all just agree that they are both going to suck in the pros and move on?

Man, I want it to work, because that'd be awesome as hell. It'd have to be some weird underground shit though like a Blair Witch deal, because you obviously couldn't film a TDKR in a metropolitan city without people figuring out what the fuck was going on pretty quickly. An album can be recorded in someone's basement.

If being an old crazy racist gets you into the DSHOF, my grandfather will be emailing you shortly.

All this time I've been reading your stuff and I never knew you were the "We" guy. Ugh.

Read the replies to this and thought I got lost in a Yahoo comment section for a second.

Hottest take today.

You dated a girl for over 4 months before even farting in front of her, and she's the psycho?

Surprised this story didn't end with a transgendered person killing themselves.

Maybe because his name is actually John Gibson and not Josh Gibson.

+1 for pressing ham.