people have forgotten that this motherfucker beats small children. Fuck him. I hope his career is over.

I don’t root for anyone to be injured, but if it’s going to happen, I’m OK with it being this child-beating asshole.

I think your list also missed Darren Sharper. Darren fucking “serial rapist” Sharper.

it’s so hard to watch this knowing they’re done. fucking cancer. fuck it so hard. Gord and The Hip are a national treasure. I saw them at their final show in Vancouver a few weeks ago with my Dad and it was a giant love in for Gord. I hate encores. But they did 2 maybe 3. I don’t remember. I’ve never wanted another…

First off let me start off by saying “ All Praise Due To The Most High.”

I’d never heard of them, either. But the top in those pictures is super cute and now I’m looking into buying some of their stuff. So, well played, USOC.

Well I’m a Blazer fan, so fuck this question.

The government is run by anti-government types that constantly claim that the government is broken. Why else are the ATF, TSA, VA failures?

While certainly not all of them were drunk, it would not possibly be that bad without alcohol, one of the foremost scourges of humanity and a complete waste of energy, edible grains and potable water that is nothing less than a poison to both body and soul.

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

Well, why else would the kid on the bench be wearing that “Always Dripping” shirt?

This is just sad now. I’m sure there will be plenty of very clever comments, as I visit Deadspin for many reasons including the brilliantly acerbic wit of my fellow users. But this is now just darkness. I have in the past and continue to battle substance abuse, but never in my life have I ever struck another person.…