WICKED funny.

He has a firm staff. And he's sticking it out.

Balderdash!

Interesting bit of trivia: Petard originally meant "fart" in French.

Talk about "blowing a joke…"

Wait, what?

Three. I had an idea once.

"Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot." -Al Franken

He can't stop them all.

"But he's always been good-looking."

"The"
I love that band!

Best Death Wish sequel: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Did he actually change his middle name to "Fucking?"

"Somehow, I haven't heard that one yet. Nice!"

"Remind me how many of the private sector bankers who fucked the economy in '08 got held accountable for their actions."

That's because he's Madoff money. Haha, get it?

Looks good to me too, but I'll wait until I see the DVD in the remainder bin at Walmart.

But it's got Bruce Willis kicking ass!
Seriously though-it's okay to enjoy the movie, as long as you don't pattern your life after it.

Egg-zactly! (You know he played the villain "Egghead" on the Batman TV series, right?)

Is there a recipe for turducken?