Don't skimp on the fava beans.

Mr. Creosote!

He already knows.

Doctor Livingston?

Give some people 12 inches and they think they're a ruler.

Just mostly dead.

They're actually magic beans. I traded my cow for some.

"So, what do I have to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? Cuz, I'm married." -Peter from Family guy, it seemed appropriate.

Did anyone ever play "Harvest?" It was kinda scary.

I used to think Picasso's art was pure garbage, until someone took the trouble to explain to me why it was so good. The Mona Lisa is probably like that.

"No capes!"

"so I'm more bugged by all the whining."

I think you should try. He copyrighted the phrase "You're Fired." Fair is fair.

Apparently Trump didn't think of the children. Or he did, but not in the right way.

I like short shorts.

Be careful a little Dutch boy doesn't stick his finger in you.

Yes, he should be a little more humble about his "assets."

I was thinking of Laotian-for some reason we spell Laotian words that start with a hard "P" with "Ph." For instance, "Phou Pha Thi."

Favorite line in that skit: "Charles, I have something to show you." (Thump, thump)

What a pho excuse for a pun. (I'm assuming you're pronouncing "pho" as "poe.")