Pho sure!

Here's something even ruder: Wankel rotary engine!

There are so many humorous ways to mispronounce that name, all of them offensive.

Thanks! I wonder why the original post was deleted? It seemed pretty mild, after reading all the comments on past "Human Centipede" articles.

I'm not that hungry. I'll just have a hand sandwich. Or maybe a handburger.

Well, they do serve man.

You'll attract a disproportional number of coprophages.

Manos'.

Not me. I'm going out to dinch.

He must have started a mime club while he was there. And the first rule of Mime Club is….

I for one welcome our new satanic overlord.

"That is not dead which can eternal lie…"

I'm guessing it was P. J. O'Rourke.

But extinct motherfuckers are cool!

When Windows first came out, we referred to you guys as "command line junkies."

I bet you can't say that four times real fast.

lol

I saw something like that happen in a Road Runner cartoon.

"… I rebel in my own small way by always leaving them outside when I submit papers, and forcing some poor bastard of a copy editor to "correct" them all."

She can really suck the air out of a room, can't she.