Remember the Air Blaster they used as a prop in "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians?" I actually had one of those as a kid.

"Yeah they and the Evangelicals are bending over backwards for Trump."

Wasn't she in "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians?"

I hope you use lots of lube, and watch those sharp corners.

I can't get behind that.

He was good in the Chainsmokers' "#Selfie" video.

FYI-someone did a study and found that most smart phones are contaminated with E. Coli from using them in the bathroom.

And I always fold anything confidential in half before putting it in the fax machine.

Don't forget to exaggerate the size of your member.

"Mmmmm…forbidden button…"

The radio plays AC/DC

You are history's greatest muenster.

"…he is the fucking PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES…"

Upvoted for feeding my paranoia.

Does aloo matter?

Wild in the streets!

"I don't - it's a reference to what many holier-than-thou faux progressives in my town (and others) tend to drive.

"…at least until they go back to sipping their lattes and munching on kale in their Volvos and Subarus."

"Grounded for three…two weeks."

"AAAAAAAAASSHOLES…" -Kevin Kline, "A Fish Called Wanda"