Confused? welcome to my world!

It does, kinda.

Sorry-I didn't mean to imply you were racist. It was just my attempt at good natured ribbing.

Archie Comics sure got dark since I was a kid. Anybody remember "Little Archie?"

It's not George, that's for sure.

"Listen up, you primitive screw heads!"

I think that was Wendy, the Good Little Witch from Harvey Comics.

You just reminded me of "Pickman's Model" by H. P. Lovecraft.

Let me know if you can figure out the logic behind their obscenity laws.

That's the hell of it!

It's like the government in Russia. The president is pretty much a figurehead.

Of course it failed. They didn't have a Sampo.

"Yellow-wash it then (the Chinese are pretty explicitly not Mongolian!)."

Thanks for the reading tip. CSI is nothing if not cheeky!

Oops-I thought you were a CSI fan because of your screen name. Dr. Benway was a character in a CSI episode in which vaginas figured prominently, so I thought you were making a clever connection.

"PWR BTTM"

You know that joke-you must be as old as I am.

Because we can't pronounce it.

Probably not the first time she's been compared directly to Satan.

Sure you can. Just eat lots of cheese, and way too many iron supplements.