"Trump is just-you know-this guy."

Wood I!

"…can I be a bear?"

Thanks! I appreciate the help.

Does the dolphin live inside a tornado? Because that would be awesome.

"American Voices" on the Onion had a bit on the naked body scanner. The guy who looks like Martin Mull said, "I just lost 20 pounds. Have fun jacking off to the new me."

I won't ask with what.

Upvoted for being a CSI fan!

The magic is still there.

Man, (that really) tees (me off.)

How do you do that thing where you make the text all grayed out until someone runs a cursor over it?

"…Money!"

I'm skeptical of your sincerity, but I'd put you on the jury if it was up to me.

It's all I need. The reason I called you a whiner is because you sling insults around and then complain when you get insulting replies. You're like a schoolyard bully who goes crying to a teacher when someone finally hits back. There's just some sort of disconnect with you-you don't see consequences associated with…

"Just saying something doesn't make it true."

And people wonder why gorillas throw shit at them.

I had it out when watching a movie about women.

Do you mean "shit" as good or bad? You can be a bit enigmatic, and I've heard the word used both ways.

I think that more unvaccinated people mean more people that can get infected and then infect even more unvaccinated people. The less people susceptible to a disease, the less of that disease.

Nope. He's an authentic POS, not a fake one. (I'm assuming you were being sarcastic.)