Let me guess-you're a 14 year old teenage boy looking for attention. Go play with kids your own age.

So, these are basically fake boner pills?

You too-your avatar gives it away!

You're one of them, aren't you.

"Oh, and they also want to stop the lizard people."

"DO NOT COME BETWEEN A NAZGUL AND HIS/(HER?) PREY."

Wait-Band Aids have adhesive on them too. I think these guys are on to something!

Guess I didn't have the intestinal fortitude.

Upvoted for "ass to nose" metaphor.

140 words or less, to be exact!

Hey, lemme ass you a question…

What do Republicans smell like?

Have you seen the movie "Burial of the Rats?" It's a "what if" story, speculating on what might have happened if Bram Stoker was travelling through Romania and fell in with a tribe of rat worshiping lesbians.

They do have good hats.

"Up with skirts! Down with pants!"

So, it's okay for others to still make a fool of him?

"Did you just make those words up?"
Let's run them through SpellCheck and see.

Is that a stake in your pocket, or are you just Vlad to see me?

I wonder if it's gonna suck?

Best. CHUD. EVER!