"We live in a culture where it’s not the smartest, most helpful people that we turn to, but the loudest. "

And she's in heat today!

If Ted goes to the White House, I hope he's at least stopped shitting himself.

Right… Like Alex Jones really needs Megyn Kelly to make him look bad.

Boner? I hardly know 'er.

Omelette du frommage.

Watch out for CHUDs.

I'm sure SOMEBODY wants to handle those toned, toned muscles.

"I let him go."

I still remember his review of Aliens. He didn't like it because it was "too scary."

Did that have dirty words? I only saw the TV version.

More like a modern Eulenspiegel, amirite?

"Let's begin the Chris' cult!"

I think it has to be an actual pun. Or sick joke, whatever.

I think he meant "tossed salad" as a euphemism for rim job.

Of course. Real nuns are a lot meaner and don't get you off.

"I really thought I was done with Catholic School and now on My Own Private Safe Space Internet, a nun is berating me about sex!"

"WTF?? Everyone knows nazis are the BEST videogame/movie/TV villains."

Some of the puns are very kampfy.

" people calling each other snowflakes,"