Isn't Bat Boy from Weekly World News?

"I will never agree with people who want to impeach the president."

But you have to admit he was a damn good vampire slayer.

Best line from Mike Hammer:
"Don't even think about it" -punches guy- "He thought about it."

"yeesh kids today……….no respect for the classics."

You're a maltheist, aren't you.

You know those games are rigged, right?

You can kiss that Harvard diploma goodbye.

Anyone see the version of The Bourne Identity with Richard Chamberlain as Jason Bourne? It was less than perfect.

Never bring a knife to a pen fight.

" Fuck my life."

Disclaimer: Dr. Gwyneth Paltrow is not a real doctor.

<sniffs> "Good. There's oxygen on this planet."

Damn, you beat me to it.

I hope they plan to land at night.

By Dominican Republicans!

Whenever you assume, you make an ass out of Uma Thurman.

Upvoted for a shameless justification of a typo.

Good point-that usually doesn't happen on the AV Club. I'll just see it as a momentary lapse and cut them some slack.

To be fair, a lot of people voted early, before this happened. Too bad Gianforte didn't go in for early body slamming as well.