Tell us more about what you're wearing.

"Stringed." (Spellcheck says it's a word.)

Who is John Smalt?

So, is anyone sick of winning yet?

If you don't, someone else will.

Or a man purse.

Haven't you heard about man purses?

You can have my sneakers when you pry them from my cold dead hands.

Your Mom is telling you right.

Alastair Sim made that mistake.

Well, the airline did "reach out." "Reaching out" is a thing now.

You BASTARD.
…who is fat.

Pours truffle oil down sink…

Upvoted for such an esoteric definition of "asshole."

"It's a gas, man!"
This is a gas:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

"It's called the Alex Jones defense."

Peter Gunn

Soon the toaster grabbers will be coming for everyone's toasters.

Interesting point. I just checked the ingredients-it says "98% virgin olive oil, 2% 'aroma.' " Now I'm wondering WTF is "aroma?"

Thanks for confirming. That's one of the warning signs of a sociopath-Trump has shown more than one.