I heard a similar story (unconfirmed) that the same thing happened to the person who catered Donald Trump's wedding.

I'd be happy if they just did away with the clickbait.

"It's lonely at the bottom of the barrel."

Upgraded to BFAP

"Them-" I loved that movie!

"Admiral Ackbar says . . ."

No, he's Harcourt Fenton Mudd.

But-this website says they're all eager to meet ME!

"Brownies?"

By "we," I think he meant "us."

Can't understand why he's badmouthing truffle oil. It's been around for a long time.

"When he first tasted human flesh."

You're probably right. I was just speaking generically.

You can't really be sure what they're laughing at.

"Or loudly asking for toilet paper."

"Those and people who talk on the phone in bathroom stalls. The two times I think someone is talking to me but aren't."

It could mean you're Jewish.

I like Gordon Lightfoot. Does this mean I'm not cool?

They should change his name to "Denn." Then people could say "Hi, Denn."

It's pronounced just like it looks.