Looks like SOMEBODY really hates fun.

Resectable: Able to be removed (resected) by surgery.

"Would you prefer yellow spandex?"

Furiouser and furiouser

Use your INSIDE font.

It bugs me when people say "sodium" when they mean "salt." If you ingested pure sodium you'd burst into flames and die horribly.
(Upvoted anyway)

The fool who don't…EAT MY CEREAL!
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
(The relevant part is at the three minute mark)

Yes, if it's a legitimate facehugging the body has ways of shutting it down.

To be fair, I can understand the chimp's point of view. The crowd was just mocking and laughing at him, and he got the last laugh. Good for him.

I pity the fool.

Words to live by.

He was a lot funnier before he became so successful. I think a lot of his humor was fueled by anger. Ironic that success mellowed him out.

Wait, what? There's a Jimmy Fallon ride at Universal Studios?

He gave you a Hertz donut!

He certainly has big hair.

Now it's OUR secret.

Not if it's underage, you can't.

I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong.

Bad Congress. Bad, bad, BAD.

I, um, stand corrected.