You can find inspiration in the damnedest places.

"I'm TRYING to use the PHONE."

It's like we're in…THE FUTURE!

Good point. That still happens today.

Tu stultes es.

Fun fact: Benjamin Franklin HATED Boston. He couldn't wait to move away.

I think "porn" in this context just means too much of whatever it is. Kind of like why movies like Hostel and the Saw series are called "Torture Porn."

"Greasy breadsticks and soggy salad!"

"With some of them, I don't know if they actually like *eating* food as much as they like photographing it."
FOOD PORN!

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It's lucky you didn't become a serial killer because of that.

"Brunt is yet another character played by Jeffrey Combs. I maintain that Combs is incapable of playing someone as dumb as Trump."

"Men, Martians, and Machines" had some nice space octopuses.

Aww, Gahan Wilson as a child!

You'll have to do it.

Polite suggestion to LAPD: When you wrongfully arrest someone, treating them with a little courtesy will help you smooth things over afterwards.

Show tunes!

Did you tell him which side you dress to?

Remember when movies were rated "M" for mature instead of PG?

That's DOCTOR McCoy to you.