It’s great when band names lend themselves to adjustment when they break up. Quadratonix. Fourth Harmony. Two Directions. The White Stripe. Journeys.

So many of my comments in real life and here and elsewhere on the web boil down to “Jesus, look at this fucking asshole right here”, and I mean to one day change that and cleanse myself of this all-consuming hatred, but Jesus, look at this asshole right here.

With a selfie-stick, idiot.

“The car, according to Blue Ribbon News, was donated to the Genesis Center by a local resident battling cancer:

I approach pickup drivers on the road like they’re dogs: They move at their own pace, can be unpredictable since many are not trained properly, show off their balls shamelessly, and carelessly drop shit all over the place.

When you’re coming up on someone on the highway, and they’re too afraid to use cruise control, and instead of being steady with their foot, their speed fluctuates between 65-85, and I’m forced to pass you 6 times because every time I pass you, you speed up top 85 and then pass me and then slow down to 65, or I’m stuck…

It’s mariJUANa, not marijuanA

Apologize to the adorable snek.

Viagra and prostate cancer.

Your username is one letter off.

That. is. HILARIOUS. The perfect illustration of a “I’ll go if it’s important to you but don’t expect me to socialize” boyfriend moment.

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

Tangentially related but how cute is Ian mckellen’s sign for the women’s march?

Reminds me of an interesting comparison when I went to Australia. Most of the Aussies I met, who were awesome BTW, saw Americans stereo-typically as a bunch of gun toting cow boys.

If it comes with a manual, I’m all in.

I really hope the old saying is true that Cheetos never prosper.

Technically, it’s not 47% of the country. It’s 47% of the people that voted. There are 231 million people eligible to vote. 60.5M of them voted for Trump.

This is news that matters in the auto industry. If you want an echo chamber where inconvenient facts and the truth are left behind for your comfort and peace of mind, Fox News and Breitbart are out the door and way, way...no even further... down to the right.