You’re right, I got carried away. I apologize.

[Imagining the recent Suns, Kings, Lakers, Nets, 76ers, Hawks, Magic et al. as Mr. Nudge]

My basketblog:

Salting the remains would certainly be a curative measure.

“IT’S A FAR BETTER THING THAT I SHOVE THIS BOOK UP YOUR ASS!!!”

“It was the best of times, it was the wor...”

That energy last night was fucking electric, man! You’d best believe I’m trying this shit in my Book Club tonight!

Yep, that’s where I think the lebron GM thing is valid. In leaving Miami, he added maybe 2 years to the championship window (I dont think Miami goes to the finals these past 2 years, maybe this year though if their core stays and they build around he and Wade (Bosh is out in this scenario). Instead he left and is no…

He’s doing well on the defensive end. It’s not flashy stuff, but it exists and will go unnoticed unless pointed out.

“MJ would’ve been.”—LBJ haters who refuse to believe that Jordan didn’t start winning until a roster consisting of an All Star second option and specialists who could be utilized to meet almost any need was built.

As long as we don’t count Penn State in this conversation, then I am OK.

Why does Steph want to give Lebron the Run-A-Round? It seems like a sure fire way to speed things up, but all it does is slow him down.

At this point, I’m just invested in the idea of the warriors going fo fo fo fo

he’s always been smug and self satisfied. i suppose one day he may get a comeuppance

Hey Jonathan Simmons is a Houston native so it’s kinda like a moral victory.

Draymond “Red” Green sucks very badly.

this weirdo is like a mashup of ted cruz, newt gingrich and mike Huckabee. terrifying. he doesn’t blink

My problem here is they say the boards. Well, the top of the boards (the “glass”, which is actually plastic) is quite flexible. If your head hits that, the glass moves and bends, stretching out how long it takes for your head to stop reduces the chance of concussions.

There’s only been one player labeled a “LeBron Stopper” who has ever been remotely successful at stopping Bron in the playoffs and it’s this beautiful man right here...

I haven’t seen someone from France get burned like that since Joan of Arc!