You’re in Madison Square Garden, running down the court. You look across the court and see the defense. Your team can’t score without your help. But you’re not helping.

Australia, come get your large adult son.

If you switch the numbers in this chart, it applies to Russell Wilson instead

Well, Gonzalez is a lefty. Can’t fault him for not being able to find home as a righty.

Not surprising that we would see such calculated bomb dropping from a Macnamara.

Sorry, but I’m going to, at least, ask you to go back to the drawing board.

The mainstream media has a collective operating theory about what their role is, how they carry it out, and how it’s received by their audience, that is dramatically out of sync with reality; radically escalated by the slow motion collapse of the print journalism economy and now pushed to the breaking point by a…

A man who was paid handsomely without producing anything of value has nothing left to learn in Silicon Valley.

The plan is for Hinkie to amass a huge amount of guest lectures in the hopes that one of them pans out as a semester long teaching job. From there it is only a matter of time until he is dean. Just wait. You will see how brilliant this is!

Hinkie had classes, but traded them for future classes and a guest speaker opportunity. He’s currently looking to swap the guest speaker slot for Starbucks gift cards and/or wi-fi passwords.

We can only hope that a new Court will have the opportunity to consign that runt of a doctrine to the waste bin. Or at least follow the Third Circuit’s lead and limit it to cases that implicate fundamental rights - i.e., voting, speech, firearms, etc.

Don’t be sad. Harambe would've wanted it this way. He loved low hanging fruit.

Damn man, opinions like that are why you didn’t get elected President.

Kind of exciting to see a role reversal and have Trout catch a Mariner.

East Lansing Man: My cup runneth over.

I love Tim Duncan and am saddened at his retirement, so in the spirit of stirring up some shit for no reason: if you think Kobe Bryant was the best player of their generation, and not Timmy, you are a raving madman, wandering the desert shoveling peyote into his mouth, lost in the grip of his own feverish…

Got to hand it to Duncan. He was the first player in the league to truly enter Century 21.

I’m really looking forward to his signature collection coming to Kohl’s this fall.

Bumblefuck is a great word.

A team worse than the USMNT just won the Euros playing aggressively ugly soccer. If the US had played that style they’d be put on blast for how pathetic they were.