Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

Who watches Game of Thrones and Silicon Valley and not Veep? Not that GoT and Silicon Valley aren’t great shows, they certainly are*...but Veep is amazing!

No, I agree with the author. It's best to move on in quanta.

A math joke? In MY Deadpsin?

I haven’t seen violations of (Ft.) Laramie like this since the Sioux Treaty was violated in the 1870's.

So tragic, another Dolphin getting caught up in the net.

I can’t leave it alone, it’s hair will fall out.

It’s not taking your fucking turn, dude.

He’s not renting it shoes, dude. He’s not buying it a fucking beer.

Like ancient Mesopotamia, athletes today owe all of their spoils and riches to a great Flood.

I think Oscar Robertson was right and the old guys were tougher, just imagine how many wet spots Wilt Chamberlain slipped on without injuring himself.

HOT TAKE: I wish him a speedy recovery (for my own personal basketball enjoyment).

Plus you can only dress 12.

Basketball would be better if the ball was a round screen and we could live tweet tweets right to the ball in real time so the dribbler could read the ball and become inspired to do more good kinds of shots. Imagine being passed a ball and right there on the screen/ball it says, from @DildoDunkins69: Hammer the…

For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.

Yes he is!

I heard Stephen sat out because he thought it would be in poor taste to rain 3s on Houston tonight.

The one star system is a shame. That was wonderful.

Washington fans seen trying to hide boners.