I know it’s the Browns...but I’m fairly certain that Josh Cribbs played a few quarters(outside of wildcat stuff) for us in the past.

Throw me the idol! I’ll throw you the whip!

Nobody smart in San Diego cares. If the Chargers leave, they will be a mediocre team in LA with no fan base.

They don’t teach that at Stanford.

I remember when I was a teenager. I would always get recruited to help my Dad on home repair and maintenance related projects. But I never really got to help. He just had me hold shit. So, it totally sucked.

#’Datjobcreationtho

All parental repair fuckery is done as payback for when we were all dipshit kids.

I guess there are two sides to this kind of thing. My 78-year-old father can fucking fix anything. In fact, if there's a repair job that is not an emergency, I usually leave it until he comes to visit. Keeps him occupied and also gives him fuel to bitch about my useless ass, which is one of his main joys in life.

And then there’s the opposite pole of the old man who believes he can fix anything. Whenever anything breaks or wears out at my house (light bulb needs changing), my very Jewish wife, whom I love dearly, thinks we need to hire an architect, a contractor, an electrician, and probably an MIT PHD in electrical…

Not to mention that the Spanos family are complete assholes who do very little for the city and just take, take, take.

Yeah, I hate to say it because video games has been my primary hobby for almost 30 years; but the gaming community, though positive at times, is one the of the most toxic, entitled, and shitty communities on the planet. Like America, it is a melting pot of different ages, cultures, ect. Unfortunately when you bring…

YOUR HAPPINESS IS IRRELEVANT ALBERT! YOU MUST WRITE PIECES IN EXACTLY THE WAY I LIKE OR I WILL CONTINUE TO BITCH ANONYMOUSLY!

I want Albert to do video game and system reviews forever, and to have defensive gamers come on here and entirely miss the point in perpetuity. Can this be a regular thing?

“Мы вас похороним!”

-General Secretary Rodzher Karlovich Goodell, CPNFL, to Deadspin

Belichick: [rips huge bong hit] You know I bet the government secretly records everyone.

Belichick also denied it, but by now we all know he's a chronic liar.

Colts’ QB Matt Hassebleck was in emergency room until 2 am TUESDAY, dealing with virus he’s still feeling. From hospital to start.

Congressman #1: “There’s this great game I’m involved in where the players put down some money, and if you pick the right guys who perform for you, you can win back your investment, like, a thousand times over! Millions! Except if you want to win the big bucks, you need to deposit a lot of money. And everyone seems to…

Fitting that the naming rights go to a rental car company, since every public Dollar Hertz the Budget.

It certainly does look suspicious. Usually when Manziel catches fire at home, the Browns are there to immediately throw cold water on it.