Quarterbacks have the most mentally challenging job in the game, easily. They have to know all the calls, know all the routes and know where each potential receiver is supposed to be in those formations. On defense, the middle linebacker may call out some adjustments, but their job is much simpler, they need to stop…

A larger pool to choose from certainly helps. Defensive terminology is essentially the same from middle school to the NFL. Yes, they get drastically more complicated and there are different versions of base defenses, but when a defensive player hears Cover 2 or Nickel, they know what it should look like. Coaches put…

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Enjoy your typhus.

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

Figured after joining the Redskins he’d be dancing with the wolves.

Isn’t the more apt conclusion - “any institution that is left to self-police itself, won’t?”

NFL: you abused the sacred ball and we will flatten you with our justice hammer

The Chargers moving to LA makes no sense from an NFL business perspective. Rams, fine. Raiders, fine. I think they’re starting to realize that San Diego and Los Angeles are two distinct and different markets that are a complete pain in the ass to get to and from. The Chargers can say all they want about how “fans will…

I have transcended your stats, advanced and otherwise. You saw an interception. I saw a ripple in the fabric of space time caused by the precise wobble of the ball I threw to that safety. I saw the way that ripple in the fabric of space time saved an entire civilization of advanced mollusks from being decimated by an…

“It’s the fucking Redskins. No one will blame you if you unload with both barrels.”: A History of United States Territorial Expansion Policy

Based on the less-than-healthy nature of the stools, police are looking for a man afflicted with anal fjords.

Andrew Luck is going to be the richest athlete ever. His salary won’t even include all that extra cash he makes by charging people to cross the bridge he lives under.

This makes me want to sing Liz Phair’s “Shitloads of Money” at the top of my lungs.

Our job is to educate people on the technical features and functions of the garments and empower the guests to make their own choice.

It’s not even all that hard. You formulate 4 consecutive swatch sets on alternating weeks, making sure to bifurcate your clam ratio. He probably just starts out with a full set of Scuba Dips, heck he might even chain the algebra for extra resistance. I just don’t know. I’ll bet he goes hard on the pump deck to get the…

I live in Seattle. I love basketball to the point where I consider it my favorite sport. But if Seattle/King County put it to a vote, I would vote against public financing for an arena, because there are other things I love more than basketball, like cities with good infrastructure and responsibly spent tax dollars on…

Nothing new here. Broussard has never been one to take pride in his work.

In story with @ramonashelburne we also report Mavs now fear they won’t now get audience with Jordan as Clips have essentially surrounded him.

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