Well, when you put it that way...

That does explain part of it!

That is a lot more people gathered in an arena to watch a dart game than I would have guessed.

big if true

i feel like this must be some kind of record for dick jokes per unit word

it’s real smooth though

i think that’s a lizard of some sort?

stealing signs is actually good and should be encouraged

I also live in the district, and while I don’t particularly love Maloney, Patel’s campaign was just garbage and he struck me as nothing more than an empty suit. He sure loved the progressive rhetoric, but then would go off on absolutely idiotic tangents like “Internet voting” or some shit, and not once did I get any…

This. It seems that people are unable to grasp the idea that while Maduro may be bad, a US-sponsored military intervention has never made anything better anywhere.

huh it’s weird how james harden is so much less effective when he’s not getting 20 free trips to the line per game, just a goddamn mystery

you gotta bobble the ball first before you can do the second step-back

My feeling is that this is an abuse of the word “miserable.” The Knicks are “miserable.”

Yeah, sometimes shit just happens. I wouldn’t take anything particular away from a single game like that, though blowing a 26 point lead to the Clippers is surely terrible.

I don’t know if I believe that, but they certainly play differently and adjust better in-game.

reeling and miserable Boston Celtics

Obviously anyone with the power to leak the video should do so posthaste.

i believe that person is now plying their trade in philadelphia

mazel tov

The problem is that capitalism literally cannot contain itself. If they had been content with being merely rich, they would have been leaving sources of profit unexploited, and the imperatives of capital demand that no such profit source can be disregarded. I used to be skeptical of the standard Marxist line that…