christobaljunta
Quinn Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
christobaljunta

I love the advantage play and am wholeheartedly in favor of this.

tfw the soviet tanks roll into your town

as you should, thank you for your service

some people are just born with broken souls, what can you do

if you defeat the easter bunny, you must become the easter bunny

If Google was actually so left-wing that it was actively censoring conservative views, that would actually be great.

Kawhi may be low-key the weirdest dude in the NBA and I’m here for it.

is this a pillowfight or a robbery

I did some back-of-the-envelope math and the only way you could get 20 gs of acceleration into a human brain with a pillow is... if it wasn’t a pillow. You’d need an object moving roughly 50m/s (or about 111 mph, to put it in baseball-throwing-terms) but a pillow will crumple on contact (obviously) and therefore will

i gotcha buddy

dang

+1

extremely same

That’s all very nice but it’s not nearly as fair as expropriating the NCAA, redistributing the money to athletes, and punting its leadership into the ocean.

I mean, I think we can all agree that the level at which Doncic was playing is entirely different from the level at which the Ball brothers were playing. I don’t think Duke or Kentucky are going to go toe-to-toe with Real Madrid, is what I’m saying here, although I agree it might be fun to see that.

I’ll take your word for it. I have this subjective feeling that I don’t often hear as many questions about the top American college draft prospects regarding whether they can play in the NBA, but maybe that’s just because I don’t follow college ball.

It was really weird listening to people say things like “is he ready for the NBA” or “he doesn’t look like he has an NBA-type body” despite the fact that you almost never hear this said about college players, who don’t play at nearly the level of competition that professional European players do.

If I were in that arena, I’d be complaining about how everyone not named James Harden is sucking huge ass this season rather than that foul.

Harden really clearly gets him in the head. It’s not a “soft foul” at all.

 is this... real?