the raptors are a clownfraud team that should be contracted immediately so as to spare them the further humiliation of a gigantic ass-kicking

It’s nice of the NCAA to admit that they don’t have rules protecting athletes from sexual assault by university employees, but I don’t think that’s the defense that they seem to believe it is.

It was very bad!

I’m not here to argue that the Raptors’ collapse in Game 1 of their second-round series against the Cavaliers is proof that their 59-win season was totally hollow and that they are in fact fraudulent pretenders unworthy of the No. 1 seed and should be expelled from the NBA so that no one ever again has to spend…

There are two problems with this position.

2-year-old daughter, Meme

a post of beauty is a joy forever

You’re a jerk, Dent, a complete kneebiter.

There’s also, you know, like a 20-year age gap between them. Young Dirk was pretty athletic.

this is dark magic and i demand to know whether jose weighs the same as a duck

when you put it that way i am definitely wishing for donald trump to be drafted by the browns

clearly i do not

who’s kurt

I feel like that game is one of those things where, if you watched it happen live, you’ll never forget it. That closing run is imprinted in my memory forever.

I’ve rooted against most of LeBron’s teams, but goddamn, the guy is an absolute gem and everything that’s awesome about basketball. Every night he does like five things that would probably make a lesser player’s career reel.

brewing beef

my favorite part was the shot of the stonefaced elderly danish supporters looking like they’re listening to a particularly dull sermon

and now jusuf nurkic is her client

oh no rob gray died?!

coming to you straight from the hague...