Well, all the jokes I could think of have already been made, so I’m just posting to say: this is really good.

I think what would have happened was the he would have made every scientists work 22 hour days with the result that when it came time to actually build the bomb, none of them would be in any condition to do so.

I think the answer here is that Beal can win you a game by shooting the lights out on a single night, but he probably can’t win you a whole series playing like this.

you’re good

Yeah, well.

If it makes you feel any better, LeBron’s children have almost certainly vomited, urinated, drooled, sneezed, and defecated on him.

This is good, but don’t forget that Bitcoin is literally parasitic on the entire existing system of money and governments because it requires ungodly amounts of energy just to do the math that is necessary to verify a Bitcoin transaction. It’s literally helping to cook the planet.

Deflation is bad, actually.

eloped, can confirm it’s the best

Suddenly?

This speaks to the inadequate way that statlines capture defensive performance. One of the most important things that I think good defenders do is that they foreclose on opportunities. What that means is that some passes don’t get made or a player doesn’t drive because he’s adequately defended or a shot isn’t taken…

Yeah, it’s not great.

Glad that Cordray is going to be the candidate for governor instead of some guy whose claim to fame is fucking Bob Taft’s secretary.

All of my jokes are about Alfred Housman’s poetry, so... yes.

“First Poetry Takes” sounds wonderful.

joke

Samer, this is stupid stuff.

talk about deep cuts

Yeah, I think he’s definitely one of those guys whose value can’t be assessed purely by looking at the counting metrics. He’s not only crucial on D and efficient with his usage, but the offense also flows through him so well.

Do people really think he’s overpaid? Al has looked amazing this year, and his chemistry with Kyrie is terrific.