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Ugh, can we not? There is no backlash. There are always a few idiots with a dumb “This is offensive!” take on something not offensive, and for some reason, the media likes to scour the internet for this tiny minority, amplify their platform, and make every liberal look like an idiot crybaby. Buzzfeed does it all the

I don’t remember this much ire when President Obama was hanged in effigy nearly every week. These folks really hate them some Kathy. That is a strange hill to die on considering the terrible male comedians out there.

Kathy Griffin can do no wrong, in my book. She’s funny and observant as hell, and has worked her ass off forever.

He does claim that he doesn’t support Donald Trump, so that’s something.

Also impressive: that the apology was actually worse than the original statement (which was bad enough).

Sidewalk etiquette? Dude has plenty of room, as mentioned. Also she’s walking on an angle to give him more room. As a frequently disgruntled jogger who wishes the world would put more effort into sidewalk etiquette, I feel pretty confident he just wanted to push a woman in front of a bus.

A proposal...in a...mall? In New Jersey? Ugh, I’d be so much better at being “rich.”

Those are even worse than the CR-V drivers. Masters of entering the freeway at 30mph and proceeding all the way to the left lane where they will complete their entire journey at 5mph under the speed limit. They also give BMW drivers a run for their money at keeping their turn signals in mint, never used condition.

Don’t shit where you eat. Please. Your work spouse is about half as attractive as you think they are once the mystery/secrecy/danger is gone. Everyone is their better, more attractive self in a professional environment. The excruciating awkwardness of showing up for work the next morning and feeling like everyone

I AM LATE. I hope someone else has not already posted this, but if they have, I apologize for copying them but great minds and all.

Preach

To be fair, this guy clearly cares a LOT about family.

I dropped my therapist after he recommended a book from the author of “The Secret”

Nothing to do with anything but he also lies about how tall he is.

Organize my people? As though as a white woman, all other white women are my people? Not only is that statement is not in any way helpful to the progressive cause (as white women are not given magical powers to convince the worst of white society to change their minds), it also serves to create a false division

Yeah, that’ll make the first-time marchers feel great. Can we stop picking at people who gave enough of a shit to come out and march in January, and then tell them it isn’t good enough? I think all women need to be respectful of the new-to-protest women who are now galvanized. Coming together on commonalities and

What’s with these purity tests that people on the left require of one another?

Nah, the hair is much too healthy and real looking to be Kellyanne.

They made a Kellyanne Conway doll?

I will laugh so hard forever if it ends up actually being Ted Nugent.