Deborah Ann Woll is stunning!

What bothers me is that the corpses don't pile up. 

I get that they’re rendering thousands and thousands of zombies and whatnot, but it really bugs me the physics seem so weird. The giant blade starts off slowly and picks up speed after a few seconds, but the zombies touching it just explode into a cloud of gore and separated limbs. None of them seem to be pushed at…

“gated community”

Now here’s a guy who has definitely been to New York and whose opinions are based on the lived experience. Thanks for staying the fuck out of my town. 

we need this. the world needs this. i’d prefer to rip off the band-aid but at least this is something. good for Spain.

President John Goodman pulls off his flesh mask and devours a hamster.

Free shit is exactly what they got

Educated People:
“But history clearly shows Jesus himself was either black or brown in skin tone...”

Opponents of [every new law that would cost them money] argue it is the wrong way to handle the city’s widespread [social problem they’re mostly immune from], [cannot describe what the right way would be, since it generally just boils down to ‘kill all the poor’].

Just move Jalopnik over to CA already and be done with it.

A Museum about the Bible with fake items?

The sad part is that it’s fully believable that an actual MAGA person wrote this post. 

Your comment is very deeply paranoid and foolish.

filthy and riddled with venereal diseases: YOUR MOTHER

Charlottesville. You were saying about discussion and not using fists?

You need a gun to intimidate people and force your ideas on them?

Who’s got the body count? It's the right. Fuck off you ignoramus. The right doesn't want peaceful protest, they want nationalism and fascism. Fuck 'em all.

The people of violence are obvously the ones camped out with guns above a rally. This is a problem. The alt right is a probkem.