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These things are hideous and overwrought. 

Voyagers!

Glad they made it after starting from the bottom.

To be fair, the commissioner didn’t allow rate increases for 2 years....but you’re right, this is his last term, so most likely there will be some increases allowed this year. 

Something odd-looking about that dude. Reminds me of that old SNL skit where Eddie Murphy got makeup to pass as white....

Back in the early ‘oughts I bought a Hyundai XG300 (I used to joke I bought the most expensive Hyundai money could buy) through Carsdirect.com when Carsdirect was new. Picked the color, options etc. and was given the price. I agreed and was told to head to the dealer. Walked into the dealership- they had the paperwork

I was thinking the same thing. 

Fuck this guy. I saw my dad beat up my mom too. I’ve never used that as an excuse for some action I did as a grown ass man.  

“...and if no one buys my phone, I will clone a race of people to buy  it!”

But keep focusing on trans folks, migrants, your shitty candidates crying about losing elections.

Saw a comment somewhere that this dude has had more gender-affirming surgeries than most trans folks. When I see this pic that’s what comes to mind. 

Ghosts don’t exist. How do I know? Every two bit location that’s older than 50 years in America loves to say it’s haunted. I visited the Coliseum in Rome. They mentioned that during the time of its operation, over a million people were put to death in that place. When I asked the tour guide if the place was haunted,

Insurance scam. Bury it and report it stolen, like they did with the Ferrari. 

Burnt Hair...made 100% from Elon’s hair plugs that didn’t take !”

Use this doll to show where the paragraph hurt you.

Please use this doll to show where my comment hurt you. We’re saying the same thing. Say it all right or not at all. 

Maybe let’s agree to say “I’ll have an ass-engined Nazi slot car and a cheese didlydoo please.”

I hear this a lot, especially from Porsche clowns. Until you pronounce other non-English words (looking at you, Mexican food fans) correctly, fuck off with this pretentiousness.

I think she meant to tweet support for women that want to stay under control of men.