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christiseveryscreenametaken

There was never a bromance with Macron, or with Trudeau for that matter. Trump is a big fucking spoiled shithead of a toddler. He shouldn’t have been invited to the G7. Just exclude him - he doesn’t want to be there, don’t give him the opportunity to play big boy and pretend that he runs things. He wants to go it

Trump is sucking Putins asshole extremely hard.

wilmer specifically dates underage girls. if anyone tells me that so and so is a “good guy” you automatically become suspicious in my eyes. I’m picturing a mug shot of his face in some police station for masturbating in public or something. I mean, how can someone who repeatedly dates underage girls still get to be

Seen it before:

EVERY 15 year old thinks they are grown up, their parents are holding them back and they need to move out. One good thing about being lower middle class, my parents could just reply “How are you planning to pay for that?” 

Good friend of mine bought an expensive drone on eBay (over $1000). We took it out to a nearby park to try it out. We got it into the air to around 100’ or so and it just took off heading North.

and 0-60 times.....and livery

You talk about Koni’s as if the guy put a set of Monroe Sensatracs on the car. Koni makes perfectly serviceable high end dampers. As someone who literally fabricated a coilover set for his last race car because the aftermarket for it is nonexistent, if I could have bought a set from Koni I would have. All you are

Oh, the irony in the Chief Executive of the US essentially saying he’s above the law this week, but it’s the football players who are being disrespectful to the flag.

Oh for Christ’s sake, there is no good reason for a passenger to read the airworthiness certificate. Just stop it. They probably moved you to first class because they thought you were a crazy person and they wanted to keep a closer eye on you.

See you got the LaBron part wrong. He is Jon Bon Jovi to Bon Jovi. lol

Also, I’m fucking amazed that these people let cops into their house without a warrant, dug through their own trash to give them evidence, AND provided them with identification so they could check for warrants. The proper response would have been to tell Officer Drug Dog to fuck right off and to then call your lawyer.

Florida Man

while this is a nice sentiment, i don’t think “Roseanne died” is a good starter for season 11

very first post is victim blaming. good fucking job.

So, I’m a Latino, and the first thing that pops into my head is that this dumbass is quick to make a villain of another person/group. Dumbass, when you do this and those folks are removed, you become the next target. Especially with her lack of grammar- fucking asshat.

Children keep dying so their parents can own deadly toys that make them feel safe.

Looks a little like Gasgano’s podracer from The Phantom Menace

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

No, no, fuckers. This is what you wanted, no takebacks now. Get to work, grandma. Fuck your arthritis, we’re making America great again.